What Does Sammy Hagar’s Dick Look Like? A Chat With Home Blitz About Van Halen (Village Voice)

wiggly trianagle_blitzIn a post which is ostensibly a defense of Sammy Hagar’s time with Van Halen, you say: “Here’s a thought experiment: Try to imagine what Hagar’s dick looks like. If you aren’t clawing through your scalp in a hopeless attempt to remove that image from your brain right now, you’re barely human.” What does Sammy’s dick look like, to you?
A helpless baby bird sweating rum.

 

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