La Croix is Bad (Brooklyn Magazine)

La Croix is for people with the gross, coarse tastes of a soda drinker. In his heart of hearts, a La Croix drinker would rather be drinking a Diet Coke, or a Redbull, or fucking Mountain Dew, or some other disgusting thing from the 1990s. They think this is fun. “Look at me, I know how to have a good time, which I define as swallowing gallons of chemicals,” you will often hear a La Croix drinker say.

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